2 AM and she calls me because I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?"

I have too much time to think. Especially when I stay up until 1:22 AM listening to my Shane and Shane Pandora station and googling lyrics about any adjective that comes to mind so I might find a song that relates to my mood. So to get things off of my mind. I'm going to make a list. I mean, what else is there to do at 1:28 in the morning?

• I really love weird music. Like really. I just discovered Tegan and Sara. I would highhlllyyy recommend them.
• I wish I owned a plane, or a jet pack, or a pair of wings, so I could just fly away to Delaware and bake cupcakes all day
• Life can be scary. Not necessarily "dog-eat-dog" scary, but like, why-am-I-here scary. I mean, I know I'm not on earth to facebook stalk and pet my dog all day. Still figuring that one out.
• I want some popcorn. And m&ms. And Dublin Dr. Pepper. But what else is new?
• Boys can be dumb, very, very dumb.
• When I'm old, I want to be a regular at Grandys. They're going to know my order by heart.
• Why are dogs so smart?
• Pretzel m&ms are DELICIOUS
• Googling yourself is creeeeeepyy
• I'm tired of thinking deep thoughts. They make my brain hurt. Can I just run away from them for a week?
• I really want some animal crackers.
• OR to go to the zoo! Even better! REAL animals!
• I don't really have an attention span right now.
• Auto-correct on my phone has made me so lazy. I just always assume someone is going to fix all of my mistakes.
• I love to tweet.
• I can't wait to Pretty Little Liars to come back on
• its 2:34 and I'm wiidee awake, but I don't know what I'm saying.
• I don't know if any of this made sense, but I think it's about time for me to stop typing. BYEE